Monday, October 31, 2011

Ha ha ha



SCHOOL, College and COMPANY...

 
  
  
 

SCHOOL, College and COMPANY...




School:
Two books for one subject.


College:
One book for all subjects.


Company:
Books? Ye kya hota hai. Only follow standards.



School:
A White pipe in teacher's hand - CHALK


College:
A White pipe in student's hand  CIGARETTE


Company:
A White pipe in employee's hand  100% CIGARETTE



School:
Most Frequent letter- LEAVE LETTER


College:
Most Frequent letter- LOVE LETTER


Company:
Most Frequent letter- RESIGNATION LETTER



School:
If we go it's boring.


College:
If we don't go it's boring.


Company:
Go/don't go, it's boring

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Jaffa Players




Every second is worth reading this mail...too good

  Don't miss even a single word…Every second is worth reading this mail... Too good

 
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.


He asks one of his new students to stand and.....


Prof:
  So you believe in God?
Student:
Absolutely, sir.

Prof : Is God good?
Student:
Sure.

Prof:  Is God all-powerful?
Student
: Yes.

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.  
        Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm? 

(Student is silent.)

Prof:
You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student:
Yes.

Prof:
Is Satan good?
Student
 : No.

Prof:
Where does Satan come from?  
Student:
From...God...

Prof:  That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student:
Yes.


Prof:  Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct? 
Student:
Yes.


Prof:  So who created evil? 
(Student does not answer.)


Prof:
 Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they? 
Student:
 Yes, sir.

Prof:
 So, who created them? 
(Student has no answer.)


Prof:
Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.
        Tell me, son...Have you ever
seen God?
Student:
 No, sir.

Prof:
Tell us if you have ever heard your God? 
Student:
No, sir.

Prof:
Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter? 
Student:
No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof:
 Yet you still believe in Him? 
Student:
Yes.

Prof:
 According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist.
         What do you say to that, son?

Student:
Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof:
 Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has. 
Student:
Professor, is there such a thing as heat? 

Prof:
Yes. 
Student:
 And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof:
 Yes. 
Student:
No sir. There isn't. 
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)


Student
: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. 
             But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.

             There is no such thing as cold . Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat.  
            
We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy . Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.) 

Student:
What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?


Prof:
 Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness? 
Student :
 You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....              

               But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't.

               If it were you would be able to   make darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Prof:
So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student:
Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof:
Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student:
Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God.

             You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.

             Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.

             To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

             Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
            
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof:
If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student:
 Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? 
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)


Student:
Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)

Student:
Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain? 
(The class breaks out into laughter.)


Student
: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so.

             So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir.
                With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Prof:
I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student:
That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
                

 

 

NB: I believe you have enjoyed the conversation...and if so...you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same...won't you?....
this is a true story.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

25 Mind-Blowing Aerial Photographs Around the World


 

25 Mind-Blowing Aerial Photographs Around the World


Rano Kau volcano in Rapa Nui National Park, Easter Island, Chile – Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

2. Islet in the terraced rice fields of Bali, Indonesia


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

3. Djidji waterfalls, Ivindo National Park, Gabon


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

4. Mount Everest, Himalayas, Nepal


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

5. Pink ebony on the Kaw mountain, French Guiana


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

6. Gannet colony, Eldey island, Iceland


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

7. Makoko shanty town, Lagos lagoon, Nigeria


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

8. Satellite dishes on the roofs of Aleppo, Syria


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

9. Moshav (co-operative village) farm at Nahalal, Israel


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

10. The Orinoco River near the Esmeralda (Amazon Rain Forest), Venezuela


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

11. Iguazu waterfalls, Argentina and Brazil


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

12. New Palm oil plantation, Borneo, Indonesia


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

13. Bungle Bungle National Park, Kimberley, Australia


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

14. Greenhouses in San Augustin near Almería, Andalusia, Spain


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

15. Humid area near Surgut, Siberia, Russia


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

16. The Maelifell volcano on the edge of the Myrdalsjökull glacier, Iceland


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

17. Windmills of Banning Pass, near Palm Springs, California, United States


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

18. Lumber yard in Port-Gentil, Ogooué-Maritime Province, Gabon


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

19. Palm Jumeirah artificial island, Dubai, United Arab Emirates


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

20. Malé Island, North Malé Atoll, Maldives


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

21. Village of Koh Panyi, Phang Nga Bay, Thailand


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

22. Louis-Saint-Laurent icebreaker in Resolute Bay, Nunavut Territory, Canada


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

23. Salmon farm near Mechuque in the Chauques Islands, Chile


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

24. Center-Pivot irrigation, Ma'an, Jordan


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

25. The Separation Wall in the West Bank


Photograph by YANN ARTHUS BERTRAND

 

 



Monday, October 24, 2011

The Dream Of 3 animals........

 

The dream of 3 animals....   .


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