Footprints !! .... Good one

We all know this one ... 

One day a man was having a conversation with God when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time.

 He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints.

 He asked God "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??"

to which God answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times in your life, I was carrying you in my hands"

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 Now know this one too!!!

 Another day I was having a similar conversation with my Project Manager (PM) when my whole project flashed before my eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time.

 I saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints. I asked my PM "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??"

to which the PM answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times, I was sitting on your head!!"

refreshing

Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect..... . so why practice? ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... One should love animals. They are so tasty. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ........ A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

Wrong E-mail ID

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room,

so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally

typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he

sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home

from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail,

expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer

Screen which read:

To : My Loving Wife

Subject : I've Reached

Date : 27 Dec 2013

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in.

I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then!

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was

jai srikrishna

sons in law...

An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her three
        Sons-in-law.

        One a fine day, she was walking along a lake shore with the first
        son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started
        yelling for help.

        The first son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into
        the shore. The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes in
        his door steps with the wordings "Thank you! Your Mother-in-law who
        loves you very much!!"

        Another day she went out with her second son-in-law. Purposefully,
        she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help.

        The second son-in-law too jumped into the water and dragged her out
        into the shore. The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes
        in his door steps with the wordings "Thank you! Your Mother-in-law
        who loves you very much!!"

        The third time she was walking with the third son-in-law and she
        repeated the same. But that guy got scared and ran away without
        offering any help to her. The poor old lady who wanted to test her
        sons-in-law drowned and died.

        The next day the third son-in-law was suprised to see a new brand
        new Rolls-Royce waiting at his doorsteps with the following
        wordings

                                         !
                                         !
                                         !
                                         !
                                         !
                                         !
                                         !
                                         !
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                                         !
                                         !
                                         !
                                         !
                                         !
                                         !
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                                         !
                                         !

                   "Thank you very much! Your Father-in-law! !"